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First, and most importantly, was the launch of my agency’s new website. There remains work to be done in filling out all of the necessary content, but I’m liking the aesthetic approach thus far. Failure, Our Muse, FOM Talent Agency, looks like it has a bright future ahead of it.
I turned to the mashup assignments with the new found freedom this week and completed a movie mashup between the Matrix and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It’s a bit more obvious than I would have liked, but it’s still funny.
I had way, way, way too much fun, and spent all too much time on Inklewriter writing a baseball-themed choose-your-own adventure/interactive game. It’s not even close to finished. I had too much ambition and didn’t realize what I was getting myself in to. This could be really, really cool if I find the time to finish it all out. The variables and different scenarios make it tough to go very far, even with multiple days worth of work.
I begrudgingly, and somewhat embarrassingly, posted my resume online for all to see. Yeah, I know, I know. I haven’t had much job experience for my age. Still. I’m finally finding some kind of success now with this agency, so eat it.
Finally, I wrote a quick, short story blurb using ten pre-selected words. It was kind of a pain in the ass. The words locked me into something pretty sad. Does that say something about myself?
This is the short story with random words and animals assignment worth 3 points.
Being a life-long writer, this seemed quite the enjoyable exercise. Then I saw my selection of words: cruelty, humanlike, align, hotly, water, regret, helicopter, dope, cursed, decade. Great stuff, right? Tough to make something like that very funny. Anyway, here’s my sad little short story.
A Glass of Water
“Am I cursed?” the little girl asked her father.
“Of course not,” he answered. “It’s just the decade we’re living in, honey.”
“I wish we could just get in a helicopter and fly away from all this,” she meekly replied.
For such a young girl to witness these atrocious acts; the cruelty of the Gods sees no end.
“I regret taking you here, little girl. I’m sorry. I’m a dope.”
“Don’t feel bad, daddy…” she said, drifting off in sleep. She quietly murmured, “Water, please?”
The father smiled. “Of course, baby.”
He wandered downstairs, thinking to himself with incessant guilt. The shadows from the stair railings bended across the room in eerie, humanlike patterns. Walking into the kitchen, he opened a cupboard and pulled down a glass. He turned to the sink, lifted the handle, and aligned the cup under the pouring faucet. The glass overflowed in the man’s hand as he stood there, thinking to himself staring hotly in the distance with anger and despair. The sink continued running, the man continued staring.
“Are you coming, Daddy?”
This is the create and host an interactive story using Twine assignment worth 3 points.
You can find the story here.
I changed this a little bit. I don’t really love Twine. I prefer Inklewriter, depending on what I’m trying to accomplish. I decided to use that for this assignment instead, which may or may not be worthy of its own, unique assignment. Maybe I’ll create that! Anyway, I’m a baseball geek and I got extremely caught up in writing this thing. I was way, way, way too ambitious with my initial plans. Some of the story threads end rather abruptly, others go on for a good bit, but finishing this thing would take at least a dedicated week or so. There are just too many variables to account for. I’m sure there are a number of mistakes here and there. If you play and want to help fix it, let me know! I still think it’s a fun mix between a game and a choose-your-own adventure. Enjoy!
This is the “this doesn’t belong here assignment” worth 2 points
I love movies, and I love comparing movies. Naturally, then, I would love to mash movie images together, no? Well, it was quite a bit of fun, though my particular choice perhaps isn’t as subtle as the assignment calls for. I played around quite a bit with Johnny Depp’s head to try and render it a more similar color to the washed-out palate of that shot from the Matrix.
Not sure what else to say here other than I absolutely want to work on my own. No question there. Jack Neff is a lone wolf kinda guy.
Another fun week with video, this time delving much further into my character, Jack Neff, than I had in the past. A number of the assignments from this week, especially the interview, started to flesh him out a bit more and make me understand him. I won’t lie, I like that the weird Nixon/Hunter S. Thompson/Rod Serling voice I’m doing helps me differentiate myself from my character, but it gets damn tiring and its hard to keep consistent. I’m noticing that radio show Jack sounds a lot different than the video Jack I’ve been doing. I should have gone with the Todd Sprinkle voice for my character. That was just too funny. Anyway, stuff from this week:
Of course, Jack Neff was interviewed by Jim Groom, who may have received a flesh wound for his Monty Python references.
I used some crazy filters for the narrative ambiance assignment where I used a monologue from the opening of the video game Alan Wake. That whole thing is pretty creepy, but the palm tree does kill it a bit. The lighting just looked too cool with that filter to pass up.
I added visuals to the collaboration song I did with Spencer’s character Donnie Rawley, called “Donnie’s Zen.” I’m still in awe of that first shot. It looks so damn cool.
The I am me assignment was another great way for me to flesh out Jack. I twisted up a little-know folk song from Sufjan Stevens to be more in line with the character, and even wrote an alternate verse for it. The visual effect going on in the video is pretty cool too, as the colors slowly fade in and out. I had fun with this.
Then in a bit of a funny how-to video, Jack teaches everyone how to properly pour a craft beer. He’s a bit of an alchy, so its not the sort of thing he takes for granted!
I made my choice to work alone for the final unit.
Here’s my peculiar interview with Jim Groom, full of Monty Python Jokes and dark, ominous answers from yours truly. Enjoy!
This is the how to tutorial assignment worth 3 points.
If you’re not drinking scotch or bourbon, you must be (or better be) drinking beer. More specifically, you’d better be drinking a real beer. Nothing with the word “light” counts here, folks. We’re looking for full-flavored craft brews. Real quantities of hops, malt, and brewer’s yeast, nothing watery and metallic. Look local if you don’t know better. Nowadays though, good beer is everywhere. That’s why we need to learn how to pour em’, to get the full aromas and frothy head that makes a beer look, smell, and taste amazing. Today I’m pouring a Hop Hash-Infused double IPA (India Pale Ale) from Sweetwater Brewery in Georgia. Learn well and enjoy the craft. There’s nothing like a real beer.